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22 Mar

Halloween in the Forest

  Well, I guess your wondering why I have waited so long to post what happened at Pandora’s Halloween, Christmas, New Year’s Eve and Valentine’s events. The fact is we have been so busy with all the many new and existing guest and members visiting Pandora’s Forest Resort and ClubPandora I haven’t had time to share the FUN that was had at these fantastic over the top parties. I will share each fun event posting one every few days so that you can make plans and reservations to be at the Holiday Event of your choice next year. And if you can’t decide which one? Well then…….. just come to them all.                                                                   The Queen

Pandora’s  Halloween in the Forest”

Frightening Friday began with everyone’s weenies getting roasted, and then some gooey, sticky, sweet, melted smores.  Campfire carousing ensued, the spooky smokey good spirit filling the air.  Everyone’s hunger sated, a brief pause in the festivities before the party really got started!

Halloween Friday brought a Haunted Hayride, creepy clowns, deranged doctors, sexy skeletons, you name it and it jumped, screamed, or sawed it’s way into the view of those on the Hayride.

When the ride came to a close it was time for ClubPandora’s Haunted, Sexy party.  A descent into the madly sexy and crazed world of Porn, Candy Porn that is. I didn’t know there was so many wrong things you could do with candy cornXXX.  The fake orgasm contest was outrageous, funny, then sexy. The men began to choose their lady. The playhouse was packed the whole night. 

Saturday Halloween wouldn’t be complete without  Pandora’s Forest  Famous Adult Trick or Treat, and the Treats were aplenty here at Pandora’s.  The guest and members made a mighty contribution, with unbelievable decorations and stunning costumes. They frightened, tricked, and treated all in attendance even a haunted house  Ghoulish shots of mysterious origins were indulged in before the party really started.

The costume contest presented quite a challenge, as it was impossible to chose who was the best dressed!  We had butcher’s, and sexy witches, period costumes, naughty skeletons, cavemen, galore.  Scarlett and Rhett Butler even put in an appearance, delighting all with their charm and charisma.

The party went on until the wee hours of the night, some of the costumed guests losing their garb along the way, until midnight when the spooktacular array of Halloween sandwiches and soups arrived.  A skeleton’s intestines were the first choice of many guests, others opted for a sweeter cupcake treat.  Some warmed themselves with Diane’s amazing home cooked potato soup.

For many the party didn’t end until the next day, when breakfast was set out and guests finally laid their heads down to rest.  At Pandora’s we have new lifelong friendships and an abundance of hauntingly sexy memories. We can’t wait for next year’s Halloween!   We are already taking Reservations for Halloween 2017. Don’t miss out.  Make your’s today!!!