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11 Nov

Grab Her By the Pussy- Erection Election Post Party

Greetings! Corruptor Janice here. On November 8th, I’m running for President Of The United States. I’m not a member of the Republican Party nor am I associated with the Democratic Party. I’m a member of the best party of all…..Swinger Party…..My party platform states that parties cure all kinds of domestic issues and the foreign issues…let’s just make a parking lot of those evil ISIS occupied areas and turn the whole world into one big swinger party….Who’s with me? And because I get some pretty good ideas from my political opponents, I’m going to put together one of the best post election parties ever. Will you attend? Saturday night November 12th, It’s the 2016 Grab Em By The Pussy Erection Election Party at Pandora’s Forest.